"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Funhouse by Dean Koontz


Rating: 2.5

What it's about:

The Funhouse is a novelization of a screenplay and it shows. Not great writing here at all but the story itself is decent. It's about a teenager named Amy Harper and her little brother Joey. They are the targets of an evil carny and his hideous monster of a son. They are being stalked because of what their mother did nearly twenty years earlier. Now the carny is seeking revenge. This is not one of the better Koontz books I've read. At times the writing was downright terrible. It had some good gore and a few suspenseful parts but it was nothing special. It did make me want to check out the movie though.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The House of the Seven Gables by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Rating: 2.5

What it's about: synopsis from Barnes&Noble.com

Greed, treachery, mesmerism, and murder are just some of the bricks Hawthorne uses to build The House of the Seven Gables. Generations before the present story begins, wealthy Colonel Pyncheon covets Matthew Maule’s land. When Maule is hanged for witchcraft, he puts a curse on the Colonel—and all his descendants. Now the menacing Judge Pyncheon continues the family tradition of hiding cruelty under a dazzling smile, while his scowling niece, Hepzibah, and half-mad nephew, Clifford, are reduced to poverty by his machinations. But the younger generation, embodied in their distant cousin, Phoebe, becomes a ray of hope penetrating the dark house.

My thoughts:

I enjoyed the first half or so of this book but the second half really dragged. I became bored with it and therefore it took me a long time to finish this. There really isn't much else to say about it. I liked the diversity of characters and at times the writing was great. The story itself though just wasn't that interesting I guess. Definitely not my favorite Hawthorne book.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dragonfly in Amber by Diana Gabaldon

Rating: 5.0

What it's about: synopsis from Barnes&Noble.com

From the author of Outlander... a magnificent epic that once again sweeps us back in time to the drama and passion of 18th-century Scotland...

For twenty years Claire Randall has kept her secrets. But now she is returning with her grown daughter to Scotland's majestic mist-shrouded hills. Here Claire plans to reveal a truth as stunning as the events that gave it birth: about the mystery of an ancient circle of standing stones ...about a love that transcends the boundaries of time ...and about James Fraser, a Scottish warrior whose gallantry once drew a young Claire from the security of her century to the dangers of his ....

Now a legacy of blood and desire will test her beautiful copper-haired daughter, Brianna, as Claire's spellbinding journey of self-discovery continues in the intrigue-ridden Paris court of Charles Stuart ...in a race to thwart a doomed Highlands uprising ...and in a desperate fight to save both the child and the man she loves....


My thoughts:

I can never get enough of the Claire and Jaime saga. It's the most beautiful love story I can think of. Yet Dragonfly in Amber is also historical fiction full of court intrigue and action. As it starts out with Claire back in her own time with her grown daughter Brianna, I got antsy for it to get back to the story with Jaime. After nearly 100 pages the story jumps back in time to the Claire and Jaime from Outlander. There is a lot that goes down in these pages and the end just about brings tears to my eyes every time I read it. It definitely makes me anxious to pick up the next book in the series. Which is what I'm going to do right now!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Mr. Timothy by Louis Bayard


Rating: 3.5

Synopsis (taken from Barnes&Noble.com):

It's the Christmas season, and Mr. Timothy Cratchit, not the pious child the world thought he was, has just buried his father. He's also struggling to bury his past as a cripple and shed his financial ties to his benevolent "Uncle" Ebenezer by losing himself in the thick of London's underbelly. He boards at a brothel in exchange for teaching the mistress how to read and spends his nights dredging the Thames for dead bodies and the treasures in their pockets.

Timothy's life takes a sharp turn when he discovers the bodies of two dead girls, each seared with the same cruel brand on the upper arm. The sight of their horror-struck faces compels Timothy to become the protector of another young girl, Philomela, from the fate the others suffered at the hands of a dangerous and powerful man.

A different kind of Christmas story, this breathless flight through the teeming markets, shadowy passageways, and rolling brown fog of 1860s London would do Dickens proud for its surprising twists and turns, and its extraordinary heart.


My thoughts:

I wasn't as involved in Mr. Timothy as I was in Bayard's other novel, The Pale Blue Eye. It is nicely written and was a pretty good story though. I loved the gritty atmosphere of 1861 London. There were also some memorable characters....especially Mr. Timothy's young protege, Colin the Melodious.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

Rating: 5.0

What it's about: (from Barnes&Noble.com)

Claire Randall is leading a double life. She has a husband in one century, and a lover in another...

In 1945, Claire Randall, a former combat nurse, is back from the war and reunited with her husband on a second honeymoon—when she innocently touches a boulder in one of the ancient stone circles that dot the British Isles. Suddenly she is a Sassenach—an "outlander"—in a Scotland torn by war and raiding border clans in the year of our Lord...1743.

Hurled back in time by forces she cannot understand, Claire's destiny in soon inextricably intertwined with Clan MacKenzie and the forbidden Castle Leoch. She is catapulted without warning into the intrigues of lairds and spies that may threaten her life ...and shatter her heart. For here, James Fraser, a gallant young Scots warrior, shows her a passion so fierce and a love so absolute that Claire becomes a woman torn between fidelity and desire...and between two vastly different men in two irreconcilable lives.


My thoughts:

Outlander is full of history, romance and adventure! I've read this book more than once and each time I read it I become so emotionally involved. I think about the story even while I'm going about my daily business. Outlander has so much to offer. I love the time travel aspect. Seeing how Claire adjusts to the life that is 200 years before her own is amazing! The historical detail was very interesting as well. And of course there is the romance. Claire and Jaimie's is the greatest love story of all time!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque

Rating: 5.0

What it's about: (taken from Barnes&Noble.com)

Considered one of the greatest war stories ever written -- and one of the classics of antiwar literature -- Remarque's 1929 masterpiece tells the story of young Paul Baumer, who enlists in the German Army in World War I and takes place with his comrades in the trenches.

My thoughts:

This book shows the brutal reality of war in the brilliantly written words of Remarque. Some of the sentences I read more than once because they were so profound and beautiful. There are a lot of not so beautiful scenes in here though. Trench warfare was a b***ch. All Quiet on the Western Front is a wonderful, yet emotionally draining, book that is deservedly a classic.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Dark Descent by Andrew Pyper


Rating: 5.0

Synopsis from Barnes&Noble.com:

At the dawn of the new millennium, twenty-something dot-com millionaires Wallace and Bates travel to Brazil to market their breakthrough product, Hypothesys -- a "morality machine" designed to help people make the best decisions of their lives. But when they impulsively join an eco-tour deep into the Amazon rain forest, they may have sealed their own dire fates....In the dead of night, their boat is attacked, and Wallace and Bates are kidnapped along with their enigmatic female interpreter. Imprisoned and savagely tortured, they struggle to hold on to their humanity. But after Wallace engineers a violent escape, the survivors' own hidden dark natures begin to emerge -- posing a threat more lethal than either the jungle that surrounds them, or the merciless gunmen who pursue them.

My thoughts:
This book starts out slow. Once you get past the first hundred pages though it becomes a great thriller! I had a hard time putting it down once the group were kidnapped. Fatigue, fever, dehydration, internal parasites....the jungle has quite a lot of suffering to offer this group on top of being creatively tortured by their captors. There is also the mystery of who kidnapped them and why. Dark Descent is a very well written, character focused thriller that turned out to be an awesome read!