"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The King in the Window by Adam Gopnik

Rating: 2.5

What it's about:
Oliver Parker, a twelve-year-old American boy living in Paris, is lonelier than he has ever been. Intimidated by his French school and its prickly teachers, made melancholy by the long, gray winter, and feeling distant from his workaholic father - a journalist who spends more and more time staring at his computer screen - Oliver longs for some friends, and maybe even a little adventure.

One freezing January night, his wishes are granted. After dinner, Oliver puts on the gold paper crown that came with his Epiphany cake. He looks at himself in the window and instead of his own reflection, he sees an amazing vision - a boy hovering in front of him, dressed in a traditional French doublet. Clues left behind by this mysterious boy lead Oliver to the Palace of Versailles, where he is swept into the court of the Window Wraiths, spirits who inhabit glass and water, and who have claimed Oliver as their ultimate ruler: the King in the Window.

Oliver must quickly gain enough wisdom to lead the Wraiths in a decisive battle against evil and prove himself a true king. Fortunately, he has the help of an unlikely band of new friends: the imperious Mrs. Pearson; his skateboarding American pal, Charlie; and the enigmatic and exceptional girl downstairs, Neige.

From the great hall of mirrors at Versailles to the stained-glass windows of the Sainte-Chapelle, from the secret quarries hidden beneath Paris to a twilight battle on the Eiffel Tower, Adam Gopnik's novel is a funny, exhilarating romp through France and an unforgettable adventure for readers of all ages. -taken from back of book

My thoughts:
I picked up this book at a secondhand store and was captivated by the shiny gold cover. After reading the blurb I decided to buy it and give it a read. I was disappointed. It's not a bad story, it's just not something I could lose myself in. I quickly got bored with this book and it seemed to take forever to finish. I can't quite put my finger on exactly what I didn't like about The King in the Window, whether it was the writing or mabye just bad timing, but this is one book of mine that may find itself back at the secondhand store.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Ani's Raw Food Kitchen by Ani Phyo

Rating: 5.0

What it's about:
This is the ultimate gourmet, living foods “uncookbook” for busy people.
You don’t have to sacrifice taste or style to reap the benefits of raw foods. These delectable, easy recipes emphasize fresh, animal-free ingredients and how to include more organics into your daily diet. Chef Ani offers delicious raw, animal-free versions of: breakfast scrambles, pancakes, chowders, bisques, and other soups, cheezes, mylks, lasagna, burgers, cobblers, pies, and cakes, and more.
Included are recipes for dishes such as Stuffed Anaheim Chili with Mole Sauce, Ginger Almond Nori Roll, Coconut Kreme Pie with Carob Fudge on Brownie Crust, Mediterranean Dolmas, and Chicken-Friendly Spanish Scramble.
Make your own kitchen more living-foods friendly with Chef Ani’s tips on Essential tools, Key ingredients, Stocking your pantry, and How-to kitchen skills. -taken from Barnes&Noble.com

My thoughts:
This is a great "uncook book" for raw food beginners. The vast majority of the recipes don't require a food dehydrator. This made me happy because I don't have one of those yet. If you have a food processor and a blender then you'll be able to make most of these delicious recipes. Also, sprinkled throughout the book are little tidbits on green living. This is a fun book with easy recipes that I can't wait to try!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Notes From a Small Island by Bill Bryson


Rating: 4.0

What it's about:

After nearly two decades spent on British soil, Bill Bryson - best selling author of The Mother Tongue and Made in America - decided to return to the United States. ("I had recently read," Bryson writes, "that 3.7 million Americans believed that they had been abducted by aliens at one time or another,so it was clear that my people needed me.") But before departing, he set out on a grand farewell tour of the green and kindly island that had so long been his home.

Veering from the ludicrous to the endearing and back again, Notes from a Small Island is a delightfully irreverent jaunt around the unparalleled floating nation that has produced zebra crossings, Shakespeare, Twiggie Winkie's Farm, and places with names like Farleigh Wallop and Titsey. The result is an uproarious social commentary that conveys the true glory of Britain, from the satiric pen of an unapologetic Anglophile.

"Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain-which is to say, all of it."

My thoughts:
Bill Bryson is witty, humorous and entertaining. His farewell tour of Britain is charming. He travels from the south of England all the way up to the tip of Scotland on an amusing romp around Britain before he returns to his native soil (Iowa) with his family. I've only visited Britain once but this book really made me nostalgic for it. This is my first Bill Bryson book but I can guarantee it won't be my last!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Misery by Stephen King

Rating: 5.0

What it's about:
Thrown from the wreckage of his '74 Camaro, Paul Sheldon, author of a bestselling series of historical romances, wakes up one day in a secluded Colorado farmhouse owned by Annie Wilkes, a psychotic ex-nurse who claims she is his number one fan. Immobilized from the pain of two shattered legs and a crushed knee, Sheldon is at Annie's mercy.

Unfortunately for Sheldon, Annie is mad; mad that he killed off her favorite character, Misery Chastain, in his latest book; mad that he wants to escape; and of course, mad in the most extreme clinical sense of the word.

To set the world straight, Annie buys Sheldon a typewriter and some paper, drugs him, locks him in a room, and forces him to bring Misery back to life in a novel dedicated to her. Fear of physical torture is Sheldon's greatest motivation. One wrong sentence and she is likely to smash his legs with a sledgehammer, cut his thumbs off with a hacksaw, or much, much worse. But writers have weapons too. . . . -taken from Barnes&Noble.com

My thoughts:
If you've ever wondered what it might be like to be held captive and tortured by an extremely unbalanced ex-nurse then you should read Misery. Even if you've never wondered what it would be like you should still read Misery. I was kept on the edge of my seat in anticipation of what awful torment Annie would visit upon poor Paul next. Misery is a good movie and an even better book.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mina by Marie Kiraly


Rating: 2.0

What it's about:
In Bram Stoker's immortal novel, Mina Harker became a living, breathing object of obsession- only to fall prey to her stalker's seductive powers. There was only one way to save her soul-by destroying the life of Count Dracula, the creature who controlled and consumed her. But was the spell really broken? Could Mina return to the ordinary turns of a day, and to the restraints of a Victorian marriage, after the pleasures of such exquisite darkness?
-taken from Barnes&Noble.com

My thoughts:
The person who writes a sequel to Bram Stoker's Dracula has some pretty big shoes to fill. I'm not even sure it could be done and Marie Kiraly didn't even come close with Mina. For one thing, the Mina in this book does not even seem like the same person as Mina in Dracula. In fact, most of the characters from Dracula are unrecognizable in Kiraly's Mina. Kiraly would have been better off just writing her own original vampire story with her own original characters. And another thing, the plot of Mina didn't make a whole lot of sense. Kiraly seemed to be grasping at straws here and the whole book felt pathetically desperate and not very well thought out.
Bottom line: Kiraly should have left the Dracula story well enough alone.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

Rating: 5.0

What it's about:

Immediately recognized as a masterpiece when it was first published in 1847, Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre is an extraordinary coming-of-age story featuring one of the most independent and strong-willed female protagonists in all of literature. Poor and plain, Jane Eyre begins life as a lonely orphan in the household of her hateful aunt. Despite the oppression she endures at home, and the later torture of boarding school, Jane manages to emerge with her spirit and integrity unbroken. She becomes a governess at Thornfield Hall, where she finds herself falling in love with her employer—the dark, impassioned Mr. Rochester. But an explosive secret tears apart their relationship, forcing Jane to face poverty and isolation once again.

One of the world’s most beloved novels, Jane Eyre is a startlingly modern blend of passion, romance, mystery, and suspense. -taken from Barnes&Noble.com


My thoughts:
I am so happy I finally got around to reading Jane Eyre. Jane is such a great character and so much her own person. She never compromises herself, but when she chooses, she gives with her whole heart. This book had more mystery and suspense than what I was expecting. I thought Jane Eyre was just a love story. It's so much more than that. It's a love story with lots of twists and turns. When I finished a chapter it left me quite expectant of the next. Jane Eyre is a very impassioned and intense novel full of vivid characters. I loved it!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Rainbow Valley by L.M. Montgomery

Rating: 4.5

What it's about:
Anne's wonderful, lively children found a special place all their own. Rainbow Valley was the perfect spot to play, to dream and to make the most unusual friends, like the Merediths. They were two girls and two boys who had no mother. What they did have was a minister father who was looking for a wife but so far had found nothing but heartbreak. Between the minister courting a young spinster and the escapades of the restless children, the town was bubbling with scandal. But in the end, the warmth and laughter of Anne of Green Gables taught all an unforgettable lesson of love.
-taken from Barnes&Noble.com

My thoughts:
Rainbow Valley, book 7 in the Anne of Green Gables series, is a delightful read. The central characters in the story are Anne's children and their new friends, the Meredith children. Sadly, Anne only makes a few appearances in Rainbow Valley. The Meredith children have some fun little adventures, which usually leaves their father, the town minister, scandalised and the children the talk of the town. Eventually the town comes to see how lovable these children are and everybody lives happily ever after. Or do they? The book ends with the first hints of a coming War. I'm curious to see how WWI affects Anne and her family in the next book of the series, Rilla of Ingleside.